YOU MUST BE A POLITICIAN

ONE MORNING A BLIND BUNNY WAS HOPPING ALONG & TRIPPED
OVER A LARGE SNAKE & FELL.
"OH...PLEASE EXCUSE ME," SAID THE BUNNY.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO TRIP OVER YOU BUT I'M BLIND."
"THAT'S PERFECTLY ALRIGHT," REPLIED THE SNAKE.
"IT'S MY FAULT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO TRIP U, BUT I'M BLIND TOO. BY
THE WAY, WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?"
"I'M BLIND & I HAVEN'T SEEN MYSELF," SAID THE BUNNY.
"MAYBE YOU CAN EXAMINE & FIND OUT."
SO THE SNAKE FELT THE BUNNY ALL OVER, & HE SAID,"WELL,
YOU SOFT & CUDDLY & YOU'VE LONG SILKY EARS & A FLUFFY
TAIL & A CUTE TWITCHY NOSE. YOU MUST BE A BUNNY RABBIT."
THE BUNNY SAID,"I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. BY THE WAY, WHAT
KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?"
THE SNAKE REPLIED THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW EITHER & THE BUNNY
AGREED TO EXAMINE HIM & WHEN THE BUNNY WAS FINISHED, THE
SNAKE ASKED,"WELL, WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL AM I?"
THE BUNNY HAD FELT THE SNAKE ALL OVER & HE REPLIED,
*YOU ARE COLD, YOU ARE SLIPPERY & YOU HAVE NO BALLS.
YOU MUST BE A POLITICIAN."

Thoughts