The Truth about Managers (Joke)
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account."The astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account now!""I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no fuckin problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my fuckin money in this damn bank."
"Oh...I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time sir???"
Friday, March 19, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
April 2010 Gatherings by Camelia
April 2010 Gatherings by Camelia
"Came" means Business Networking (referral business/business gathering)
"SG" means Social Gatherings (make new friends)
Came 205
2 April 2010 (Fri)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Burger King,KLCC Suria Mall,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Came 206
3 April 2010 (Sat)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Venue: Station 1 cafe,Kota Damansara,PJU5,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia
Came 207
3 April 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Hometown Kopitiam,The Curve Shopping Mall,Mutiara Damansara,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 208
10 April 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Nasi Lemak Antarabangsa, Ampang Park Mall,Kuala Lumpur (Opposite Citibank/Nikko Hotel)
Came 209
12 April 2010 (Mon)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue:MC Donalds,Majid Jamek,Kuala Lumpur (Star Line/Putra LRT stations)
Came 210
13 April 2010 (Tues)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Venue: Starbuck,USJ Summit,Shopping Mall,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 211
14 April 2010 (Wed)
Time: 8pm to 10pmVenue: MC Donalds,SS2,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 212
29 April 2010 (Thurs)
Time: 8pm to 10pmVenue: Coffee Beans,Jaya 33,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 213
30 April 2010 (Fri)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Venue: Coffee Beans,The Gardens,Midvalley,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Came 214
30 April 2010 (Fri)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Starbuck,KL Sentral Station,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Pls Call /SMS to confirm the date/place/time.
Please give me time to reserve a seat for you.
Do not be LAST MINUTE.
I will not entertain you.
You may bring your friends or bosses or spouse.
PLEASE BE PUNCTUAL, Thank you!!
Mobile : 6-016-9795515
Love Camelia
Malaysian Chinese lady
*Venue and time subject to change
"Came" means Business Networking (referral business/business gathering)
"SG" means Social Gatherings (make new friends)
Came 205
2 April 2010 (Fri)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Burger King,KLCC Suria Mall,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Came 206
3 April 2010 (Sat)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Venue: Station 1 cafe,Kota Damansara,PJU5,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia
Came 207
3 April 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Hometown Kopitiam,The Curve Shopping Mall,Mutiara Damansara,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 208
10 April 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Nasi Lemak Antarabangsa, Ampang Park Mall,Kuala Lumpur (Opposite Citibank/Nikko Hotel)
Came 209
12 April 2010 (Mon)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue:MC Donalds,Majid Jamek,Kuala Lumpur (Star Line/Putra LRT stations)
Came 210
13 April 2010 (Tues)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Venue: Starbuck,USJ Summit,Shopping Mall,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 211
14 April 2010 (Wed)
Time: 8pm to 10pmVenue: MC Donalds,SS2,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 212
29 April 2010 (Thurs)
Time: 8pm to 10pmVenue: Coffee Beans,Jaya 33,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 213
30 April 2010 (Fri)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Venue: Coffee Beans,The Gardens,Midvalley,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Came 214
30 April 2010 (Fri)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Starbuck,KL Sentral Station,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Pls Call /SMS to confirm the date/place/time.
Please give me time to reserve a seat for you.
Do not be LAST MINUTE.
I will not entertain you.
You may bring your friends or bosses or spouse.
PLEASE BE PUNCTUAL, Thank you!!
Mobile : 6-016-9795515
Love Camelia
Malaysian Chinese lady
*Venue and time subject to change
How To Be Punctual
How To Be Punctual
By Niko Hammond
Punctuality is a quality most appreciated and admired, but more often than not people find it difficult to manage being punctual. Not only does this create a bad impression on others, especially if it is related to your career or emergency situations, it also makes life stressful and crammed on account of poor time management.
Being punctual or on time is not complicated or rocket-science. A few simple and easy-to-follow tips as listed below will definitely help in ensuring your punctuality improves, they are also not set in stone, you can think up many creative ways to improve your timing and thus, your credibility amongst your circle of family, friends, colleagues and others.
Always arrive early instead of just being on time - Make it a point to plan your travel beforehand and plan to get to your destination early rather than being just on time. Planning ahead and allowing ample time to get to your appointment or destination will allow you to make any adjustments that may be become necessary depending upon circumstances.
Prepare a time management chart - Take stock of all your daily activities and work and time yourself for about a week to see how much time you spend on each task and how many of these tasks are repetitive or periodic. Based upon this, prepare a time schedule, where you allot time to each activity, put it up in places around your home and workplace so that you can always remember how much time is on hand for completion of a particular task and work accordingly.
Know the correct time - Make sure all your watches and clocks are set to the same exact time. There is no point in setting your clock or watch 5-10 minutes early and then not follow the set time since you're aware that the time is running ahead anyway and you have more time before you can get started on your task. Setting an earlier time might be helpful for those people who are disciplined and make it a point to do things by the clock, but not for someone who has a chronic problem with being behind schedule or unpunctual.
Make preparations beforehand - If you're due to make an early start in the morning and need to be elsewhere, like an appointment or an interview where being on time is absolutely essential, prepare yourself the night before. Lay out your clothes, iron them, etc the previous evening, put all your necessary papers and files in your carrying case and keep it ready so you just need to pick it up and go in the morning. Go to sleep early, set your alarm for at least 30 minutes ahead of your usual wake-up time.
Punctuality is important - Always keep in mind that other people's perception about you is influenced by your behavior. If you're chronically late, you will be labeled as lazy and undisciplined. Lateness will harm your reputation, career, family and social life.
By Niko Hammond
Punctuality is a quality most appreciated and admired, but more often than not people find it difficult to manage being punctual. Not only does this create a bad impression on others, especially if it is related to your career or emergency situations, it also makes life stressful and crammed on account of poor time management.
Being punctual or on time is not complicated or rocket-science. A few simple and easy-to-follow tips as listed below will definitely help in ensuring your punctuality improves, they are also not set in stone, you can think up many creative ways to improve your timing and thus, your credibility amongst your circle of family, friends, colleagues and others.
Always arrive early instead of just being on time - Make it a point to plan your travel beforehand and plan to get to your destination early rather than being just on time. Planning ahead and allowing ample time to get to your appointment or destination will allow you to make any adjustments that may be become necessary depending upon circumstances.
Prepare a time management chart - Take stock of all your daily activities and work and time yourself for about a week to see how much time you spend on each task and how many of these tasks are repetitive or periodic. Based upon this, prepare a time schedule, where you allot time to each activity, put it up in places around your home and workplace so that you can always remember how much time is on hand for completion of a particular task and work accordingly.
Know the correct time - Make sure all your watches and clocks are set to the same exact time. There is no point in setting your clock or watch 5-10 minutes early and then not follow the set time since you're aware that the time is running ahead anyway and you have more time before you can get started on your task. Setting an earlier time might be helpful for those people who are disciplined and make it a point to do things by the clock, but not for someone who has a chronic problem with being behind schedule or unpunctual.
Make preparations beforehand - If you're due to make an early start in the morning and need to be elsewhere, like an appointment or an interview where being on time is absolutely essential, prepare yourself the night before. Lay out your clothes, iron them, etc the previous evening, put all your necessary papers and files in your carrying case and keep it ready so you just need to pick it up and go in the morning. Go to sleep early, set your alarm for at least 30 minutes ahead of your usual wake-up time.
Punctuality is important - Always keep in mind that other people's perception about you is influenced by your behavior. If you're chronically late, you will be labeled as lazy and undisciplined. Lateness will harm your reputation, career, family and social life.
The energies of money
the energies of money
http://www.moneyenergy.co.uk/
What do we mean by money is energy? What is energy? This website and the thoughts here are dedicated to the conscious and subconscious mind. Money.
Money is an agreement in a society to use something, anything as a medium of exchange. During history a lot of things has been used as money: shells, metals, stones, even wood sticks.
Money is the life energy without it we die because we are social animals, we need the energy of society to survive. When people needs money they can do anything to obtain it, join the army, sell organs of poor people, kill, torture, abuse, steal, cheat even kill their own kind.
http://www.cosmichours.org/2008/03/solution-cosmic-hours.html
http://www.moneyenergy.co.uk/
What do we mean by money is energy? What is energy? This website and the thoughts here are dedicated to the conscious and subconscious mind. Money.
Money is an agreement in a society to use something, anything as a medium of exchange. During history a lot of things has been used as money: shells, metals, stones, even wood sticks.
Money is the life energy without it we die because we are social animals, we need the energy of society to survive. When people needs money they can do anything to obtain it, join the army, sell organs of poor people, kill, torture, abuse, steal, cheat even kill their own kind.
http://www.cosmichours.org/2008/03/solution-cosmic-hours.html
March 2010 Gatherings by Camelia
March 2010 Gatherings by Camelia
"Came" means Business Networking (referral business/business gathering)
"SG" means Social Gatherings (make new friends)
Came 198
4 March 2010 (Thurs)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: A & W,PJ State,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 199
6 March 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Old Town White Coffee,Taman Midah,Cheras,Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (opposite Tmn Midah)
Came 200
10 March 2010 (Wed)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue:Pizza Hut,KLCC Suria Mall,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia
Came 201
12 March 2010 (Fri)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue:Island cafe,SS2,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia
Came 202
13 March 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue:A&W,1Utama ShoppingMall,Bandar Utama, Petaling Jaya, Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 203
30 March 2010 (Tues)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: KFC,Pavilion Mall,Jln Bukit Bintang,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia
Came 204
31 March 2010 (Wed)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Pappa Rich,Uptown Damansara,Damansara Utama,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Pls Call /SMS to confirm the date/place/time.
Please give me time to reserve a seat for you.
Do not be LAST MINUTE.
I will not entertain you.
You may bring your friends or bosses or spouse.
PLEASE BE PUNCTUAL, Thank you!!
Mobile : 6-016-9795515
Love Camelia
Malaysian Chinese lady
*Venue and time subject to change
"Came" means Business Networking (referral business/business gathering)
"SG" means Social Gatherings (make new friends)
Came 198
4 March 2010 (Thurs)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: A & W,PJ State,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 199
6 March 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Old Town White Coffee,Taman Midah,Cheras,Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. (opposite Tmn Midah)
Came 200
10 March 2010 (Wed)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue:Pizza Hut,KLCC Suria Mall,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia
Came 201
12 March 2010 (Fri)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue:Island cafe,SS2,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia
Came 202
13 March 2010 (Sat)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue:A&W,1Utama ShoppingMall,Bandar Utama, Petaling Jaya, Selangor,Malaysia.
Came 203
30 March 2010 (Tues)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: KFC,Pavilion Mall,Jln Bukit Bintang,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia
Came 204
31 March 2010 (Wed)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Pappa Rich,Uptown Damansara,Damansara Utama,Petaling Jaya,Selangor,Malaysia.
Pls Call /SMS to confirm the date/place/time.
Please give me time to reserve a seat for you.
Do not be LAST MINUTE.
I will not entertain you.
You may bring your friends or bosses or spouse.
PLEASE BE PUNCTUAL, Thank you!!
Mobile : 6-016-9795515
Love Camelia
Malaysian Chinese lady
*Venue and time subject to change
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