Unicorn Holders
Retrovision Glasses
Car Swivel Chair
Tea Pot Frame
Keyboard Food Tray
Monday, September 13, 2010
good ideas
Pizza Scissors
Unicorn Holders
Retrovision Glasses
Car Swivel Chair
Tea Pot Frame
Keyboard Food Tray
Unicorn Holders
Retrovision Glasses
Car Swivel Chair
Tea Pot Frame
Keyboard Food Tray
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Money Jokes
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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September 2010 Gatherings by Camelia
September 2010 Gatherings by Camelia
"Came" means Business Networking (referral business/business gathering)
Came 249
15 September 2010 (Wed)
Time: 6pm to 8pm
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Old Town White Coffee,Jaya One,jalan University,Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia
Came 250
16 September 2010 (Thurs)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Time: 4pm to 6pm
Venue: Old Town White Coffee,Jaya One,SS24,Tanab Megah, Petaling Jaya, Selangor,Malaysia.(opposite Toyota Car Showroom)
Came 252
24 September 2010 (Fri)
Time: 6pm to 8pm
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Old Town White Coffee,Taman Midah, Cheras,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Came 253
25 September 2010 (Saturday)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Time: 5pm to 7pm
Venue: Burger King Restuarant ,KLCC Suria Mall,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Came 254
30 September 2010 (Thursday)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Pappa Rich, Sunway Pyramid Shopping Mall,Petaling Jaya, Selangor,Malaysia.
Pls Call /SMS to confirm the date/place/time.
Please give me time to reserve a seat for you.
Do not be LAST MINUTE.I will not entertain you.
You may bring your friends or bosses or spouse.
PLEASE BE PUNCTUAL, Thank you!!
Mobile : 6-016-9795515
Love Camelia
Malaysian Chinese lady
*Venue and time subject to change
"Came" means Business Networking (referral business/business gathering)
Came 249
15 September 2010 (Wed)
Time: 6pm to 8pm
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Old Town White Coffee,Jaya One,jalan University,Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia
Came 250
16 September 2010 (Thurs)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Time: 4pm to 6pm
Venue: Old Town White Coffee,Jaya One,SS24,Tanab Megah, Petaling Jaya, Selangor,Malaysia.(opposite Toyota Car Showroom)
Came 252
24 September 2010 (Fri)
Time: 6pm to 8pm
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Old Town White Coffee,Taman Midah, Cheras,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Came 253
25 September 2010 (Saturday)
Time: 3pm to 5pm
Time: 5pm to 7pm
Venue: Burger King Restuarant ,KLCC Suria Mall,Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia.
Came 254
30 September 2010 (Thursday)
Time: 8pm to 10pm
Venue: Pappa Rich, Sunway Pyramid Shopping Mall,Petaling Jaya, Selangor,Malaysia.
Pls Call /SMS to confirm the date/place/time.
Please give me time to reserve a seat for you.
Do not be LAST MINUTE.I will not entertain you.
You may bring your friends or bosses or spouse.
PLEASE BE PUNCTUAL, Thank you!!
Mobile : 6-016-9795515
Love Camelia
Malaysian Chinese lady
*Venue and time subject to change
Difference between http:// and https://
Difference between http:// and https://
The main difference between http:/// and https:// is -
It's all about keeping you secure, HTTP stands for HyperText Transport
Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a
language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back
and forth between web servers and clients.
The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between
HTTP and HTTPS. The S (big surprise) stands for 'Secure'.
If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web
browser, it will likely begin with the following:
http://. This means that the website is talking to your browser using
the regular 'unsecure' language..
In other words, it is possible for someone to 'eavesdrop' on your
computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on
the website, someone might see the information you send to that site.
This is why you never ever ever enter your credit card number in an
http website!
But if the web address beg ins with https://, that basically means
your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one
can eavesdrop on.
You understand why this is so important, right?
If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you
should automatically look to see if the web address begins with
https://. If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter
sensitive information like a credit card number!
http VS https
I had check the Tigerair http://www.tigerairways.com/home/
and Jetstar airways http://www.jetstar.com/3k/index.html
both when come to booking the ticket and keying the personal
information it's show https BOOKING
https://booking.tigerairways.com/skylights/cgibin/skylights.!
and https://jetstar.com/skylights/cgi-bin/skylights.cgi
SO it is safe to do that booking.... pls remember when you buy any
thing online make sure passing your information on the website showing
https REPEAT https....... . don't do anything that is without the 's'
The main difference between http:/// and https:// is -
It's all about keeping you secure, HTTP stands for HyperText Transport
Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a
language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back
and forth between web servers and clients.
The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between
HTTP and HTTPS. The S (big surprise) stands for 'Secure'.
If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web
browser, it will likely begin with the following:
http://. This means that the website is talking to your browser using
the regular 'unsecure' language..
In other words, it is possible for someone to 'eavesdrop' on your
computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on
the website, someone might see the information you send to that site.
This is why you never ever ever enter your credit card number in an
http website!
But if the web address beg ins with https://, that basically means
your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one
can eavesdrop on.
You understand why this is so important, right?
If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you
should automatically look to see if the web address begins with
https://. If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter
sensitive information like a credit card number!
http VS https
I had check the Tigerair http://www.tigerairways.com/home/
and Jetstar airways http://www.jetstar.com/3k/index.html
both when come to booking the ticket and keying the personal
information it's show https BOOKING
https://booking.tigerairways.com/skylights/cgibin/skylights.!
and https://jetstar.com/skylights/cgi-bin/skylights.cgi
SO it is safe to do that booking.... pls remember when you buy any
thing online make sure passing your information on the website showing
https REPEAT https....... . don't do anything that is without the 's'
Love your job
Love your job but never fall in love with your company,
because you never know when it stops loving you.
~ Dr. Abdul Kalam ~
(Former President Of The Republic Of India)
Three Sentences For Getting Success:
a) Know more than other
b) Work more than other
c)Expect less than other
~ William Shakespear ~
I'm not in competition with anybody but myself.
My goal is to beat my last performance.
~ Bill Gates ~
because you never know when it stops loving you.
~ Dr. Abdul Kalam ~
(Former President Of The Republic Of India)
Three Sentences For Getting Success:
a) Know more than other
b) Work more than other
c)Expect less than other
~ William Shakespear ~
I'm not in competition with anybody but myself.
My goal is to beat my last performance.
~ Bill Gates ~
Job Application
Job Application
This is a job application of a boy.
Please read it.
It's so hilarious.
This kid will go far!!
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida ... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the firstplace.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That's what I'm applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Sometimes being honest and funny doesn't hurt. It actually gets you attention!
This is a job application of a boy.
Please read it.
It's so hilarious.
This kid will go far!!
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida ... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the firstplace.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That's what I'm applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Sometimes being honest and funny doesn't hurt. It actually gets you attention!
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