Marketing Condoms?

AMUL Condoms : "The taste of India"
LUX Condoms : "The choice of Indian Film Stars for over 50 years"
PEPSODENT Condoms : "Raat Bhar Dhishum Dhishum"
COLGATE Condoms : "Yeh Hai Hamara Suraksha Chakra"
NOKIA Condoms: "Connecting People"
MRF Condoms: "Extra Rubber - Extra Mileage"
KFC Condoms: "Finger Licking Good"
Moov Condoms: "Aah Se Aahaa Tak"
MIRINDA Condoms: "Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage"
MAGGI Condoms: " Sirf Do Minute aur READY"
DABUR {CHAWANPARASH} Condoms: "Immunity & Strength"
GODREJ {Hair Dye} Condoms: "Kaato, Kholo, Lagaao"
SPRITE Condoms: "Bujhaye only Pyaas ... Baaki all Bakwaas"
TATA SKY Condoms: "Isko laga dala to life Jhingalala"
THUMBS UP Condoms: "Taste The Thunder"
COCA COLA Condoms: "Live Condoms, Sleep Condoms, Dream Condoms but Only
Coca Cola Condoms"
ROTOMAC Condoms: "Sabkuch Dikhta Hai"
CADBURY Condoms: "Asli Swad Jindagi Ka"
TAJ Condoms: " Wah Taj, Wah "
MARUTI SUZUKI Condoms: " The people's Condom "
RELIANCE Condoms: "Think bigger " (What??)
NESTLE Condoms: "Everyday"
INDIAN OIL Condoms: "Extra power - extra mileage" &
and the last badmash condom POLO CONDOMS: "The Condom with a HOLE "
AAAHHHAAA ! !! !!! *